Girl: Hello
Me: Hey I just started to listen to your ring tone and you pickup the phone
Girl: Who is this?
Me: You take your BEST GUESS…
Girl: uh I don’t know…
Me: Ronald…
Girl: Ow… Hi…
Me: So What do u do?
Girl: I am at Home…
Me: Ah I see… don’t you must go to school or something?
Girl: No I Finished School… I’m now on Holiday…
Me: You FINISHED or you DROP OUT?
Girl: No… it’s a holiday… hihihi…
Me: Is It?
Girl: YES…
Me: I Thought the Holiday is over! The holiday is over…
Girl: No My School starts again at September…
Me: Which School? In Dutch or in Indonesia?
Girl: Holland…
Me: I See that… so… When will you be gone?
Girl: Next Week…
Me: Next Week? Like Monday?
Girl: Tuesday…
Me: Ah Tuesday… so… when will gonna meet?
Girl: I Don’t Know cuz I just move to kuningan…
Me: Moving to kuningan so you must pack-up first?
Girl: yeah…
Me: How about Wednesday?... you can treat me movie or food…
Girl: Wednesday?
Me: Yea Wednesday…
Girl: Tomorrow
Me: Tomorrow?... what day is today?
Girl: Tuesday…
Me: Is it?
Girl: Yes…
Me: Ow yea I See… OK! Tomorrow will be Great! You have a new house at kuningan, that’s good…
Girl: No Its An Apartment… Only for a Week…
Me: Ow its an Apartment… Only for a week and you’ll leave that Apartment?
Girl: Yea…
Me: Such a BAD THING! Hahaha… You Should give the apartment to me!
Girl: No its like a Hotel we Rent it…
Me: oh its Rented? Not Buying or something?
Girl: No Way… hahaha its only for a week…
Me: Yea you only have Rp. 200.000 and you can’t afford an apartment huh?
Girl: No I only have a hundred left…
Me: Ooow what has it been used?
*Line Cut Off… Second Call…
Girl: Heylo…
Me: Sorry I CUT my line… such a naughty line like you… NAUGHTY…
Girl: Ah its ok…
Me: So mmm… tomorrow yea at… what time a movie start?
Girl: I Don’t know lets see tomorrow…
Me: Well you have to try your best! Because you’ll loose such an opportunity to have a DATE with a ROCKSTAR like ME! Hahaha…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: Tomorrow what are you doing anyway?... you move already, You got your apartment…
Girl: mmm… I am at kuningan…
Me: you don’t know the way?
Girl: I won’t have the car anymore…
Me: ow… why?
Girl: Because “?”
Me: ow but there’s lots of taxi… and you only get Rp. 100.000 huh? Hahaha…
Girl: Yes… hahaha…
Me: Well, Rob some Banks or Bribe your Parents or something… hahaha…
Girl: No… hihi… no but… but we can meet at Ambassador Mall Tomorrow…
Me: Ambassador?
Girl: Yes my apartment is just across Ambassador Mall…
Me: O Yea I see… is There any movie theater or something?
Girl: I don’t think so…
Me: Aw that’s bad! We have to watch movie and you have to pay or something… Have you watch Harry Potter?
Girl: Yea I’ve seen it once…
Me: Is it Good?
Girl: Yea…
Me: What? The kiss part?
Girl: No…
Me: Which Part?
Girl: The Whole Movie!
Me: Tell me about it… because I have to go so if its good, I’ll watch it today…
Girl: Its good but the BOOK is BETTER…
Me: The BOOK?
Girl: Yes
Me: You love to read books?
Girl: No… but I love to read the Harry Potter’s book…
Me: The Whole Book? I mean its really THICK you know!
Girl: I Know but its worthed… Trust me!
Me: Really?
Girl: Yes
Me: Is it hurting your eyes when you read the book?
Girl: No… its one of those books I have to read!
Me: Really? Only that book or another books?
Girl: All of them!
Me: Waw… I think they’re Really – Really doing the magic on the book… who’s writing the book?... JK Rowling right?
Girl: Yea JK Rowling…
Me: I heard that se used magic on the book it self? Is it Right?
Girl: No!... what do u mean?
Me: What do I mean is she likes to rent some guy to use magic at the book to make the book sold out, so the reader who read it will be like forced to be like in the magic to READ IT!... you don’t feel that?
Girl: No…
Me: you should you know!... its crazy! I said is it true?... I don’t think so!... SO TOMORROW, what time?
Girl: I’m not sure… I’ll let you know tomorrow…
Me: no… no… make sure today because I have to make a plan for tomorrow…
Girl: yea but I wont know until tomorrow…
Me: Oh I see… so what time can I call you then?
Girl: well…
Me: I Think in the morning will be good…
Girl: I’m still sleeping…
Me: NO! YOU LAZY! YOU NAUGHTY!... YOU’RE A NERD READING BOOKS! What else?
Girl: hahaha…
Me: Too Many… Too Many… Jakarta Will Kick your ass to Dutch!
Girl: hahaha…
Me: So I’ll call you at TEN
Girl: Eleven!
Me: NO No no… TEN… you have to wake up at NINE or something!
Girl: I Wont pickup the cell phone I’ll be sleeping!
Me: hahaha… yea you’ll pickup and say “@##$!%#$” and sleep again huh?
Girl: hahaha… yes…
Me: Alright… Ambassador… at TEN… ow sorry at ELEVEN!... we meet at TWELVE
Girl: No… we meet at TWELVE…
Me: What?... Yea I call you at ELEVEN, we meet at TWELVE because I know girls taking a bath too long you know… I don’t know what you’re doing at the bathroom… so…
Girl: hahaha… I only take half and hour… hihihi…
Me: What? Take half an hour what?
Girl: Take a Shower…
Me: Only take a shower? Not doing something else?…
Girl: I do something else… hihihihi…
Me: Well explain to me! Hahaha…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: What?... Why are you laughing?
Girl: hahaha…
Me: You know I’m a dating coach right? I teach guys about girls right?
Girl: aha…
Me: So you’ve got to tell me what are you doing in the bathroom just for the sake of information… and IT MUST BE VALID!... or else I’ll SPANK YOUR ASS!... hahaha… ok tell me…
Girl: in the bathroom?
Me: YEA!
Girl: Take a shower… hihihi…
Me: aha…
Girl: and… hahaha… I don’t know… brushing teeth… wash my hair… wear makeups…
Me: Make up in the bathroom?
Girl: Yes…
Me: How Come?
Girl: Where Else?
Me: In your Room of course…
Girl: No… no mirror outside…
Me: You don’t have any mirror in your room?
Girl: No…
Me: Oow hahaha… you’re somekind of pervert or something?
Girl: Mirror in the bathroom… and all the cosmetics…
Me: mmm I see that… so you prefer using shower or bathtub?
Girl: Shower…
Me: Why is that?
Girl: Its Quick…
Me: Oh I see… you like something quick huh?
Girl: hihihi… hahaha…
Me: hahaha… look… look… look… take its easy ok?... take it slow…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: don’t make it quick… slow down… first holding hands… and then kissing… you know… there must be progress… not really quick… I’m not that kind of guy who loves to do things quick… hahaha… (I KNOW SHE WANTS ME!)
Girl: hahaha… hahaha…
Me: Stop laughing I’m serious… hahaha…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: what?... you know what, I think you have somekind of naughty laugh or something…
Girl: hahaha… hang on… hang on…
Me: yea…
Girl: …
Me: …
Girl: Hello?
Me: What are you doing?
Girl: ow I was receiving an sms from a friend of mine…
Me: ow I see… I thought you’re doing some quick naughty thing…
Girl: nope… hahaha…
Me: You know what, I think you’re interesting, its FUN to talk to you…
Girl: yea?
Me: yea… yea… so I can’t wait to see you tomorrow…
Girl: hello?
Me: Yea… I think you’re interesting, and you’re FUN and its cool I can not wait to see you tomorrow… but remember… SLOW DOWN ok? Hahaha…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: … don’t make it to quick… anyway I have to go again… I always busy and I hate it… but its nice talking to you so tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow at ELEVEN…
Girl: yep…
Me: At 11.30 you must see me cuz you take a bath for 20 minutes right?
Girl: yep…
Me: is it far away? Not far away…
Girl: nope…
Me: anyway, why do you have to go to Dutch?… I mean Jakarta is such a FUN place…
Girl: I know, I want to stay here but I don’t have any choice…
Me: your parents live here or?... they will move to?... to Dutch?
Girl: Yes…
Me: Ow that’s BAD… So you guys not gonna comeback and there’s nobody here anymore?
Girl: No…
Me: Why? Your father was working here?
Girl: yea but the contract is over…
Me: oow… so he got another job in dutch?
Girl: yes…
Me: I see… ah that’s too bad… I mean we haven’t done anything amazing you know… it should be adventurous but you already gone…
Girl: yea…
Me: So tomorrow is the start and the ending also! Hahaha…
Girl: yes…
Me: So make it fast…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: Alright… I’m gonna call you tomorrow…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: WHAT? DON’T LAUGH!... ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
Girl: hahaha…
Me: STOP IT!
Girl: hahaha…
Me: Ow… by the way, I have lots of friend in Dutch… you could hook up with them and you can tell them I’m your friend and they’re mostly like me so its gonna be cool anyway… a DJ… his name is… mmm… I heard Tiesto is from Dutch?
Girl: Yea!
Me: Yea? He’s a friend of Tiesto… he’s name is Gabriel…
Girl: Gabriel?
Me: Yea… I’m gonna tell him about you…
Girl: cool…
Me: so you got a DJ friend…
Girl: haha…
Me: And tomorrow you got a ROCKSTAR friend ofcourse…
Girl: hahaha…
Me: so I’m gonna call you again tomorrow ok?
Girl: ok…
Me: ok… see you tomorrow… bye…
Girl: bye… *Phone Closed…